Survey option: "I would like to be able to access and control my range/stove/cook-top/oven through other devices such as my phone." - WTF?! 2 weeks ago
From just few sprigs to flowering mini-shrubs (and many tasty porkchops in between) in just 6 months. The lovely sage! http://t.co/CKUgclc93 weeks ago
@BofA_Help Why does _incoming_ wire have $12 "processing charge"? It's just computers doing the work, yes? FedEx doesn't charge recipient! 1 month ago
@BofAHelp Perhaps it's time to update your Twitter profile photo - it looks a bit blurry on the iPad3's hirez screen. :-) 1 month ago
Late night. No attendant at gas station. Perfect opportunity for me to perfect the $#.01 fill-up to earn up to $250 reward bonus. 1 month ago
Thought FSA claim deadline had passed on Apr17, so was v-happy 2see remaining $hundreds dirdep'd 2my chking acct just in time for gr8 wkend. 1 month ago
90F?! Heat wave thru weekend. Not humid: good. But pollen everywhere: bad. 1 month ago
[Rev not profit but still] RT @levie: Microsoft makes $17B in a qtr. Slightly disproving my theory that they were going out of business. 1 month ago